The knicker poem or should we say the panty poem by Jessica Weiss was written for her best friends Hen’s Party.
In the origional knicker poem all the bridesmaids read the first few verses and then take in turns to recite a verse each and produce a knicker to coincide with the verse.
REQUIREMENTS
- A piece of twine or string to represent a washing line (if not available stand holding up the briefs in a line)
- Bridal white for the wedding night
- Sexy lace for honeymoon (any colour)
- Red for Valentines
- Leopard print or purple for the 1st anniversary
- Pink and a Blue to represent the first born
- Full brief, but pretty for 25th anniversary
- pegs to hold them on the line……..and lastley
- A big pair of bloomers or granny pants
This is a great idea for the hen night and will really go down a treat, there is no problem if you wish to customise this to your own bride.
The bridesmaids have a secret to share
About our little bride
She is obsessed with underwear
And that we cannot hide
So for our little panty queen
We gathered up some twine
And working as a friendly team
We made a panty line.
Alternate verse if no clothesline available:
So for our special panty queen
We’ll make her feel just fine
By working as a friendly team
To form a panty line.
(Bride’s name) these undies are to last you
All throughout your life
And (groom’s name) will be pleased to say
He has a sexy wife!
So listen up to hear about
Your lifelong panty plan
These underwear, we have no doubt
Will last your whole life span
The first are for your wedding day
Of course they are pure white
We know (groom’s name) will shout, “Hooray!”
When he sees you on that night
The next are for your honeymoon
They’re sexy and all lace
We hope you’ll leave your hotel room
‘Cause (honeymoon destination)’s a gorgeous place!
On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair
Before you hit the bed
Cuz Cupid’s arrow in the air
Shoots tushies that are red
After a year has passed you’ll face
Anniversary number one
With these you’ll surely have a blast
‘Cuz leopard’s so much fun!
Purple or an alternate color or print could be chosen in place of leopard in the verse above
Then when the time is right for you
And don’t be saying, “Maybe”
You’ll wear your little pink or blue
In honor of your baby
And when your years of wedding bliss
Become the big 2-5
Don’t worry - you’ll just slip this on
To keep the sparks alive
When finally you’re old and gray
With these you can’t go wrong
‘Cuz sorry (Bride’s name) but at that age
You just can’t wear a thong
The Panty LineThe girls
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